Today at work, one of my fellow employees found the following grocery (?) list lying on the floor just begging to be found:
- soup base (beef)
- lettuce
- sE#- spouse only
- onion
- bananas
- applesauce
- tablet
- oil
- paper towels
Ok… I do not claim to be a genius, but I know for a fact that at least one of these items cannot be purchased in the store in which I am currently employed. I’m not sure about the more modern, big city markets, but I’m not sure that you can purchase it anywhere in my little corner of the state (legally, anyway). I’m not exactly sure if the customer was cooking up something special; but, it created quite a humorous afternoon (that I really appreciated today). Even the boss had a good laugh when she came in. Now WHO would do such a thing? At least the customer had the foresight to include his spouse.
I don’t get it… well, maybe I do… I think I would type it s*x. Or just type it outright… am I getting it? I just don’t know… unless you were all laughing about this tablet business – now what’s up with that? The whole thing is weird…. gives me an idea for a hidden camera prank to do at a small town grocery store.
Hmm.. Doesn’t look like much of a meal, so maybe that is just an added incentive to only buy the stuff on the list.
I think I could buy an Asian spouse if I wanted to…