Read This List - Tangents

Today at work, one of my fellow employees found the following grocery (?) list lying on the floor just begging to be found:

soup base (beef)
lettuce
sE#- spouse only
onion
bananas
applesauce
tablet
oil
paper towels

Ok… I do not claim to be a genius, but I know for a fact that at least one of these items cannot be purchased in the store in which I am currently employed. I’m not sure about the more modern, big city markets, but I’m not sure that you can purchase it anywhere in my little corner of the state (legally, anyway). I’m not exactly sure if the customer was cooking up something special; but, it created quite a humorous afternoon (that I really appreciated today). Even the boss had a good laugh when she came in. Now WHO would do such a thing? At least the customer had the foresight to include his spouse.