Kids Write the Darndest Email Forwards
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
stuck with.
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
then.
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
same kids.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
that.
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
to clean up after them.
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.